I love my friends.
This is beautiful.
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I want to talk to you about cows.
When explaining my D/s relationship with my Sir, it is impossible for me not to mention my bovine story. I am not a cow fetishist, nor do I dream of being milked and treated as a farm animal, but thanks to my Sir, I feel it is important to talk to you about…
These clips, especially out of context, are hilarious.
Love the harmonica. Love this guy even more.
An amazing demonstration of humanity.
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD, YOU SLUTTY SLUT. WHAT’S THE PROBLEM TODAY? YOU WANT A SLUTTY MAMMOGRAM TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT YOU’VE GOT SLUTTY BREAST CANCER? JUST KIDDING, OF COURSE. YOU’RE HERE FOR AN ABORTION BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES IT’S MATHEMATICALLY PROVEN THAT LESS THAN FIVE PERCENT OF OUR TOTAL PROCEDURES ARE ABORTION, EVERYONE STILL BELIEVES THAT ALL WE DO IS GET RID OF YOU AND YOUR ARMY OF HIPPIE BOYFRIENDS’ SLUTTY MISTAKES, YOU BIG OLD SLUT, YOU.
SLUTEVER, AM I RIGHT? TAKE A SEAT OVER THERE AND WE’LL SEND SOMEONE OUT TO DO A PROVOCATIVE SEX DANCE BEFORE WE GIVE YOU SOME NUDIE MAGS AND NIPPLE TASSELS. I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE ANY LEGITIMATE HEALTH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WOULD RUIN OUR NONSTOP SLUT PARTY.
NEXT, PLEASE.
Todd Philips’ 1997 documentary Frat House, available for the first time in its entirety since being banned by HBO.
Some really great advice.
“Look for us in the dildo section of your local sporting goods store.”
